The news article discussion topic

[FallenStar]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/13/us/guns-fishing-violation-kansas-trnd/index.html

No wonder we have so much gun violence. "FUCK YEAH, 'MURICA" is shooting up the damn lakes too.  

[Serika]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65608917
Colorado driver tried to avoid DUI by switching seats with dog, police say

I bet his guy used to say his dog ate his homework when he was a kid.

[FallenStar]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/13/europe/italy-groping-court-ruling-scli-intl/index.html

Cool. I'm going to go to Italy where I can grope a girl for less than ten seconds and get away scot-free since it's not illegal. 

[Serika]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/13/europe/italy-groping-court-ruling-scli-intl/index.html

We could argue over semantics all day long but it's pretty fucked up that the judge just let him walk away.

[Serika]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/12/business/mcdonalds-chicken-nuggets-burn-lawsuit/index.html

Hmm, what's wrong with this story? The nuggets should have arrived inside a cardboard container, which itself should have been inside a paper bag, right? How do you spill these all over the place while driving away? The parents are at fault in every possible scenario I can imagine, not McDonalds.

An update to this article. They were awarded $800,000.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66260956

[FallenStar]

Yes, I saw that. Still seems stupid AF. 

[FallenStar]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/23/us/cocaine-cheese-seized-texas-border/index.html

People are fucking disgusting.

[FallenStar]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/31/entertainment/paul-reubens-dead/index.html



My childhood.

[FallenStar]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/19/us/sayreville-nj-fish-power-outage-trnd/index.html

[Serika]

Delta flight makes U-turn over diarrhoea incident
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66716531

Pilot: I have had it with this mother fucking diarrhea on this mother fucking plane!

I've heard people say the inside of a plane already stinks for the entire flight when one or two people fart. It sounds like this person was shitting himself/herself uncontrollably for a few hours. The news article shares very few details out of respect for the victim's privacy, but I would assume the cabin smelled like a sewer.

[FallenStar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBEHbYBOmBU


And yet another reason I will never take a flight in my life... again. 

[FallenStar]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/17/entertainment/alicia-keys-paragliding/index.html

Oh my god... people are fucking stupid. Just because someone likes to paraglide and wears the color green in their outfits, it doesn't mean they're a supporter of fucking Hamas for cryin' out loud.

THIS is why I *hate* internet society (and maybe society in general). This asinine piece of bullshit.

[Serika]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/17/entertainment/alicia-keys-paragliding/index.html

People go crazy and lash out at each other after a massive terrorist attack. It happened after 911. It happens over and over.

And over... and over...

[FallenStar]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/02/business/hershey-sued-over-peanut-butter-cups-without-pumpkins/index.html

What I wouldn't give to sue that lady for this frivolous lawsuit.  

[Serika]

But when she opened it, she was HORRIFIED to find that there was no pumpkin carving at all. It was just a regular-looking piece of chocolate.

First world problems, lady!

I feel like this woman missed a step (or two, or three) between writing an angry letter to Hershey's customer service department and suing them.