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Started by Serika, June 24, 2014, 12:03:33 PM

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FallenStar

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/13/us/guns-fishing-violation-kansas-trnd/index.html

No wonder we have so much gun violence. "FUCK YEAH, 'MURICA" is shooting up the damn lakes too.   :gunsmilie:
Welp... I'm fucked...

Serika

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65608917
Colorado driver tried to avoid DUI by switching seats with dog, police say

I bet his guy used to say his dog ate his homework when he was a kid.
On the internet you're only as smrt as your spell checker.

FallenStar

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/13/europe/italy-groping-court-ruling-scli-intl/index.html

Cool. I'm going to go to Italy where I can grope a girl for less than ten seconds and get away scot-free since it's not illegal.  :icon_rolleyes:
Welp... I'm fucked...

Serika

On the internet you're only as smrt as your spell checker.

Serika

Quote from: Serika on May 13, 2023, 09:22:33 AM
Quote from: FallenStar on May 12, 2023, 06:36:26 PMhttps://www.cnn.com/2023/05/12/business/mcdonalds-chicken-nuggets-burn-lawsuit/index.html

Hmm, what's wrong with this story? The nuggets should have arrived inside a cardboard container, which itself should have been inside a paper bag, right? How do you spill these all over the place while driving away? The parents are at fault in every possible scenario I can imagine, not McDonalds.

An update to this article. They were awarded $800,000.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66260956
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FallenStar

Yes, I saw that. Still seems stupid AF.  :death:
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FallenStar

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Serika

Delta flight makes U-turn over diarrhoea incident
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66716531

Pilot: I have had it with this mother fucking diarrhea on this mother fucking plane!

I've heard people say the inside of a plane already stinks for the entire flight when one or two people fart. It sounds like this person was shitting himself/herself uncontrollably for a few hours. The news article shares very few details out of respect for the victim's privacy, but I would assume the cabin smelled like a sewer.
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FallenStar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBEHbYBOmBU


And yet another reason I will never take a flight in my life... again.  :lol:
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FallenStar

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/17/entertainment/alicia-keys-paragliding/index.html

Oh my god... people are fucking stupid. Just because someone likes to paraglide and wears the color green in their outfits, it doesn't mean they're a supporter of fucking Hamas for cryin' out loud.

THIS is why I *hate* internet society (and maybe society in general). This asinine piece of bullshit.

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Serika

Quote from: FallenStar on October 17, 2023, 01:41:19 PMhttps://www.cnn.com/2023/10/17/entertainment/alicia-keys-paragliding/index.html

People go crazy and lash out at each other after a massive terrorist attack. It happened after 911. It happens over and over.

And over... and over... :(
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FallenStar

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Serika

Quote from: FallenStar on January 02, 2024, 02:43:33 PMBut when she opened it, she was HORRIFIED to find that there was no pumpkin carving at all. It was just a regular-looking piece of chocolate.

First world problems, lady! :lol:

I feel like this woman missed a step (or two, or three) between writing an angry letter to Hershey's customer service department and suing them.
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