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Re: The news article discussion topic
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2019, 01:21:20 PM »
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Re: The news article discussion topic
« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2019, 02:33:20 PM »
The hell? What kind of low-lying bridge is that that people could jump up on a boat and hit their heads?!  :blink:
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Re: The news article discussion topic
« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2019, 03:35:16 PM »
The hell? What kind of low-lying bridge is that that people could jump up on a boat and hit their heads?!  :blink:

Small bridges. These are often built for foot traffic rather than cars, but not always. You might see them over shallow rivers or creeks, where there's a road and the locals couldn't just go around the creek.

What's strange is that you're usually not allowed to take boats under these bridges. My town, at least, has the small bridges fenced off so you can't go under them.
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Re: The news article discussion topic
« Reply #48 on: June 22, 2019, 03:39:37 PM »
In that case, I wouldn't blame the guy urinating so much as I'd blame the boat captain for taking the boat under such a low bridge in the first place.
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Re: The news article discussion topic
« Reply #49 on: October 28, 2019, 04:48:09 PM »
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Re: The news article discussion topic
« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2019, 05:57:43 PM »
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/28/us/iowa-gender-reveal-death/index.html

And I thought Florida man was dumb.   :death:

Oh definitely. Recipe for disaster if you're not trained to handle explosives.

A lot of people who build pipe bombs for malicious purposes set the damn thing off while they're working on it. The important thing to remember is that drilling or cutting metal creates SPARKS, and if you put the gunpowder in before drilling the fuse hole... you're not going to be a happy camper. :p
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Re: The news article discussion topic
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2019, 12:44:04 PM »
Human urine forces cinema evacuation in Washington state

Okay, gonna be honest with you, I saw the headline and thought someone wet her pants up at the back and caused a commotion when it started flowing down towards the front, with people jumping out of their seats and running towards the exit. Maybe some dumb, CUTE girl had way too much to drink and didn't use the bathroom before the movie started, and was too embarrassed to get up and leave, and sat there with her knees knocking together until she finally exploded. Gravity pulls it toward the front, and there's so much pee it gets people's shoes wet, tips over soft drinks that were on the floor, and washes foreign objects like purses and cellphones towards the front. People are screaming, yelling "Eww gross!" and running away, while this girl is sitting near the back, wearing her pee-pee pants and crying.

Then I imagined some guy causing trouble on purpose, standing on a seat and pointing his dick at people, and giving them golden showers. Maybe he snapped and went postal and yelled, "Fear the wrath of the Urinator, bwahaha!" He pisses in someone's popcorn, gets a few people right in the face, and starts waving his dick all over the place like a hose without a fireman behind it. Some guys consider trying to stop him, but in the end they don't want to risk getting pissed on, so they just leave and call the police. Finally, after several cops get pissed on and run away, Batman swings down and knocks him out.

But as it turns out, reality is infinitely less interesting that what I imagined, and it was just a package delivery that was meant to go to a clinic instead. Awwww...
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Re: The news article discussion topic
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2019, 01:25:07 PM »
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Then I imagined some guy causing trouble on purpose, standing on a seat and pointing his dick at people, and giving them golden showers. Maybe he snapped and went postal and yelled, "Fear the wrath of the Urinator, bwahaha!" He pisses in someone's popcorn, gets a few people right in the face, and starts waving his dick all over the place like a hose without a fireman behind it. Some guys consider trying to stop him, but in the end they don't want to risk getting pissed on, so they just leave and call the police. Finally, after several cops get pissed on and run away, Batman swings down and knocks him out.

Why do I get the feeling this is fanfic fuel?

Well... I'm fucked...