Not a desperate man

[Ultima02]

I've never really had much desperation as far as I can remember.  I can hold it in for 24 hours for crying out loud!  No sweat!

I only discovered desperation and wetting as a fetish when I was in my sophomore year at highschool.  I had health class that year.  Hoping that explains something.

And, lo and behold, here I am at your service, AGD.

I'm still adjusting to this newfound fetish, so bear with me on some of my material.