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Make a Wish.... (and have it go HORRIBLY wrong!)

Started by FallenStar, June 22, 2007, 01:32:54 PM

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FallenStar

Granted!  You now have Super Speed!


But now, you can't stop, so you keep running and running until the end of time and, in fact, you are the cause of the universe's destruction because you go so far so fast that it warps space time into a powerful anomaly that undoes the fabric of the universe and destroys us all.   Sweet.    :lol:



I wish some of my RP characters were real.



FallenStar

mipmixer

Granted. But they live on some other planet and have no bearing on your life.

I wish I could get my fanfics done without getting bored.

FallenStar

Wish granted!


But now... your fics are like:


"He sad toch me. her vagnia wuz hawt. she sqirted come."


I wish I had a ship to get to the planet where my RP characters live.



FallenStar

Saberjackal

Wish Granted!

However... The trip is a one way sojourn across the stars and you're seated next to several alien speices that smell of beet root and they lost your luggage.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

FallenStar

Wish granted! 


But wait.... youtube STILL won't carry them due to ToS issues.  And none of the torrent sites have them listed too due to their unpopularness.   =[



I wish I could live in the mountains.



FallenStar

mipmixer

Fine. But there's not much to do at the top of mount everest, and you freeze to death.


I wish that my girlfriend was into FD.

ghost2431

#51
Granted: But when you fire them, the trigger gets stuck and you drop the gun, still firing. Then it shoots you in the leg and you end up in the hospital (at least i didn't kill you  :gunsmilie:)




I wish i was a calculator of love

mipmixer

Quote from: ghost2431 on November 14, 2007, 05:40:31 AM
Granted: But when you fire them, the trigger gets stuck and you drop the gun, still firing. Then it shoots you in the leg and you end up in the hospital (at least i didn't kill you  :gunsmilie:)




I wish i was a calculator of love
Wish granted. Unfortunatly, I don't even understand what you were wishing for. You get a bunch of garbaled nonsense.

I wish that I could draw well.

ghost2431

#53
GRANTED: but you draw a pic of some naked chick and post it on the net and she has you killed by the mafia


I wish I could hang smilies :hang:

zataku

I wish I could fill people's bladders just by thinking about it >=D

ghost2431

granted but you drown in perviness :clap: :clap: :clap:


I wish Suki Nihon was in my bed now

FallenStar

Quote from: ghost2431 on December 20, 2007, 10:48:44 PM
granted but you drown in perviness :clap: :clap: :clap:


I wish Suki Nihon was in my bed now


Wish granted!  Oh, but wait...  Now you get Nanyo and Sashi and Mizu all thrown in at the same time and Nanyo ties you up and whips you for being a "bad boy/girl", then fucks your brains out over and over and over and over again until you're too tired to even look at Suki...   :lol:


I wish I had a cure for my allergies...  -_-;



FallenStar


SueRichards

Your wish is granted.  You can now cure your allergies by ingesting antifreeze.

I wish I could jump 3 miles at a time.

Jubilee

Granted, but the Hulk punches you for stealing his abilities. :'3

I wish Christmas was tomorrow so I can play with mah new games. D':

Ameboes

Somehow, December 22 through 24 this year all disappeared.

Oh and your house burned during the night. You and your family barely got out in time.



I wish I had more time to use as I please.