GF Problems

[Newp]

Well guys I'm having GF problems. Please read everything before looking at her.

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's a pic of my GF: http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5002/sexygrl.jpg

[FallenStar]

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I don't know whether to laugh, to cry, or to ban you.   

[CidHighwind]

I feel, that somehow, this should be extended to a FF VIII joke as well.

[butterman100]

HAHA. thank you good sir and or madam. you just made my day. it took me a while until i realized that the picture was of a George Foreman grill. well the best advice i can give you is that the same thing happened to me at one point in time and the best thing you can do is forgive your GF and move on. trust me, if you ditch your GF now then you will regret it for the rest of your life. and as for your dad, just let it go. i mean seriously, who could resist putting his meat in a GF like that sweet thing anyway?

[TaintedLove]

This is a unique, creative joke =_= (because apparently some people can't pick up on sarcam without it being shoved in their face with a smiley)

[butterman100]

This is a unique, creative joke =_= (because apparently some people can't pick up on sarcam without it being shoved in their face with a smiley)

which is exactly why the internet is desperately in need for a sarcasm font. no seriously someone invent one. it's pretty hard sometimes to pick up on sarcasm in text.

[The_Enigma]

Tease post is teasy.

However, that being the first time I read that joke, I found it quite humorous.  Good show, chap!

[Doom_Guard]

Older than the internet. Every repost is a repost of a repost.

[Dissident]

I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off.

This makes so much more sense re-reading it.  "GF got turned off."? Really? who says that? haha

[Ocelot]

lol awesome post!

[animepee]

I got a good laugh out of this

Except i read halfway down, then saw the "sexygirl.jpg" and clicked on that before i finished reading

lmao

[mdunham1440]

oh haha i get it now!

lol nice one!

damn took me long enough, i kept thinking holy crap holy crap thats just wrong! then i founf the picture of the grill, none the less i would be way more pissed off if someone used my grill without asking!

[highoncrackandpcp]

this reminds me of the time i had my meat in my dad's girl


..woah

[Faust]

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That was a good one man.

[akemi]

LOL 
but seriously the better option is... hide it!! or her O.o