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Peter Parker returning as Spider-Man

Started by FallenStar, April 08, 2014, 11:17:36 PM

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FallenStar

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/comics/exclusive-spider-man-alter-ego-peter-parker-return-death-article-1.1575793

HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH! Some faith in humanity restored! Peter Parker will once more live and no longer will that shitty Doc Ock = Spider-Man crap be true! Once more, our favorite Web-Slinger will be back in the saddle, ready to take on all manner of villains and to always state that "With Great power, comes great responsibility!" 

WHOO-HOO! MARVEL HAS UNFUCKED THEMSELVES!  :clap:
Welp... I'm fucked...

Serika

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Grabs his boner with his hand
Shoots his web, in their face
They complain about the taste
Look Out!
Here cums the Spiderman.

Touch his dick,
He'll explode,
With a sticky spider load.
Slimy pants, blistered hands
He beats his meat for all his fans.
Bend over
You'll meet the Spiderman.


No but seriously, this is great news. :D
On the internet you're only as smrt as your spell checker.

wunderwutzl

Was he ever really gone? I know apparently everybody believes the Superior Spider-Man was really Otto Octavius, but I was always under the Impression that Ock just brainwashed Peter into thinking he was Otto. He just somehow "overwrote" Peters Brainwaves, he did not transfer his Soul into Spider-Mans Body or something like that!