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Limerick Challenge!

Started by anathema, November 22, 2009, 02:42:44 PM

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anathema

The dirty limerick is a time honored tradition, but I've never seen many about peeing. So lets make some!

For Those who don't know, The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually having eight or nine syllables and rhyming with one another, and the third and fourth usually having five or six syllables, and rhyming separately.

I'll go first.

A cute little girl at the store
Couldn't hold it in anymore
She started to blush
As her pee Just did gush
And puddled all over the floor!
If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.
That we have but slumbered here, whilst these visions did appear.

anathema

Sarah Got caught a bit short
while trying a rock climbing sport
as she climbed up the wall
she just lost it all
A waterfall came out of her shorts!
If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.
That we have but slumbered here, whilst these visions did appear.

Mydnyght Edgeworth

This bursting girl in her teens
Against the bathroom door she leans
For this door is locked
And now she is shocked
That she's suddenly flooding her jeans!

This loli is not wearing any pants.
That renders your argument invalid.

Serika

A silly teen girl in class
Would wiggle and squirm on her ass
She could hold it no more
Should have gone pee before
Cause the teacher won't give her a pass
On the internet you're only as smrt as your spell checker.

JackO

Little girl feels a great need to pee
By a toilet she wishes to be
Alas, she is not
On her jeans, there's a spot
And surely bigger, soon it will be

Mydnyght Edgeworth

A beautiful young gal can now see
Her own pants get darkened with pee
The warm spreading feeling
She finds quite appealing
And soon she's giggling with glee

This loli is not wearing any pants.
That renders your argument invalid.

anathema

5 out of 6 schoolgirls agree
It's not fun to be holding your pee
The sixth girl is better
She ends up wetter
When you sneak up and scare her you see.
If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.
That we have but slumbered here, whilst these visions did appear.

desperado9

There was a young girl from Kilgore
In a line at the ladies room door
She would squirm and she'd groan,
Then she'd finally moan
I can't hold it for very much more!