There seems to be something about the air quality in Florida. Like the perfect combination of heat and humidity that prevents people from using rational thought.

So it's not just the men in Florida who are retards; it's the women too. I blame it all on Republicans like Herschel Walker. 

Florida woman sues Kraft mac and cheese over preparation time

When the cooking instructions on a package of food say 3 minutes, what do you think the company actually MEANS by that? Would you assume they mean 3 minutes getting zapped in the microwave? Or does this include the time it takes to set the table, grab a spoon, get something to drink, beat your meat, wash your hands, and do a quick speedrun of Contra first?

Yeah, I didn't think so. This woman wants 5 million dollars though.

Translated elevator desp in  [color=var(--darkreader-text--md-primary)]Sora ga Haiiro Dakara ch 42[/color]

https://mangadex.org/chapter/1140f819-dd2e-43b9-a667-fe0a22a61242

Quote from: warrior21 on March 15, 2022, 06:01:17 PMYo, they finally scanlated all first ten chapters! https://manganato.com/manga-vu972529

chapter 11's done. we've finally caught up

Dr. Slump & Arale-chan ep121 - A short fantasy about Midori starting at 8:40. This is a mock-up Sherlock Holmes episode and Midori is a famous singer. Her rival, played by Suppaman, attempts to sabotage her next performance by placing an out of order sign on the women's restroom.  His/her (Suppaman is playing the role of a woman) logic is that Midori won't be able to use the bathroom before her next performance. She will therefore be nervous and stressed out on stage, and then panic when her bladder gets too full, thus causing her to sing poorly. We see a five second "what if" where this actually happens. Midori stands on the stage and squirms visibly. She thinks to herself "I gotta pee! I gotta pee!" before the illusion cuts back to reality. We actually don't see Midori again until the end of the episode. As it turns out, she just peed in the men's bathroom instead.

Quote from: FallenStar on June 18, 2022, 10:52:30 AMhttps://www.cnn.com/2022/06/18/business/velveeta-cheese-scented-nail-polish-trnd/index.html

Oh sure! SURE! If you pay big bucks for this nail polish you're sexy and interesting but if you just had some nachos a few minutes ago you're "dirty" and "stinky" and need to go wash your fucking hands! Okay! I see how it is!

:p

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/18/business/velveeta-cheese-scented-nail-polish-trnd/index.html

What... the... actual... FUCK?!

Star shared this with me last night so i'm putting it here so that everyone can see.

Geico ordered to pay Missouri woman $5.2 million after she contracted STD in a car
Car insurer Geico may have to pay $5m after woman contracts STI in a vehicle

As much as I despise Geico, and insurance companies, and BIG business in general, it's pretty obvious that this woman is just gaming the system. This is the latest chapter in frivolous lawsuits and runaway juries.

There is just one thing i'd like to add: If this woman's ex-boyfriend really did know that he had HPV, and he said nothing about it to her before they had sex... and this woman eventually gets cervical cancer because of the HPV and dies from it... mother fucker should go to prison on murder charges.

Shin Ikki Tousen ep3 - This OVA finishes with one last desperation scene at 19:30. Ryuubi is in desperate need of a bathroom and comes running from around the corner of a building. She asks Shikou if she has found it yet, to which the other girl says she can't find one anywhere. Ryuubi says that she is at her limit and falls to her knees. We then see Shikou carry Ryuubi on her back as they continue to search for a bathroom. Ryuubi is very dramatic, and screams that she isn't going to make it and cries for Kan'u to come rescue her. As it turns out there is another temple nextdoor so they decide to try that one. They come upon a mysterious well, which is actually an netherworld entrance. Shikou asks why not just do it here, to which Ryuubi gets embarrassed and says she could never do something like that. There is a loud knock from inside the well. The cover slides off, causing Ryuubi and Shikou to hug each other and scream. Ryomou climbs out of the well, and tells the others of what she was doing in the netherworld. We never find out if Ryuubi peed her panties in terror, of if she just forgot that she had to pee in the first place.