Okay, basically what you do here is post something you CAN'T do.
One thing per post, please!
Shit you can't do:
1. I can't dance.
>.>
<.<
I'm serious. I have NO rhythm. xD
FallenStar
Something I CAN'T do, eh? Let me think.....yeah, I think dancing is it. What's sad is I have rythm, it's just not in my feet.
Quote from: Taiki SaruwatariI can't aim a real rifle very well last time I checked.
That reminds me... I can't use a bow.
I
literally couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with an arrow. I shot the arrow at a target which was nailed to the side of a building, and ended up hitting roof. :icon_redface:
ummmm i can't tell my friends im an FD lover but i couldn't use a bow ethier
I honsetly can't hit people. I've tried many times and I've definitely been angry enough but for some twisted reason, I can't hit people. So I'm forced to supprss all my anger and rage and hatred until it inevitably boils over and I go insane and start rampaging all over town. Well, hopefully something that drastic'll never happen, but seriously, I'd like to punch in a few faces who definitely deserve it every now and then! Is that too much to ask?
I can't believe the Omega MkII was easy compared to the first Omega in FF5.
Quote from: Taiki Saruwatarihe just happened to miss all the FD ones. I just don't know how any of them might react.
In my experience, it usually goes like this when i let others use my computer.
Guest: What's up with your "omorashi" folder?
Me: I like pee.
Guest: LOL, whatever.
So FD usually doesn't offend men in their 20's. A lolicon folder may hurt their opinion of you, but you could just mark it invisible or put a password on it.
Quote from: Serika on September 05, 2007, 10:44:24 PM
I can't believe the Omega MkII was easy compared to the first Omega in FF5.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You beat me to the punch! T_T Damn my life being so busy all of a sudden.... xD
Oh well... maybe I can still claim to have ALMOST finished the Lunar Ruins first... (still need to kill Brach... =p )
QuoteIn my experience, it usually goes like this when i let others use my computer.
Guest: What's up with your "omorashi" folder?
Me: I like pee.
Guest: LOL, whatever.
So FD usually doesn't offend men in their 20's. A lolicon folder may hurt their opinion of you, but you could just mark it invisible or put a password on it.
Oh, how nice... The only people who come near my computer are my parents and if anyone of them saw any FD, I'd be whacked over the head with a broomstick 10,000 times... =.=
Blasted overly-religious parents...
FallenStar
I can't tell my friends I'm an FD lover either. One almost found out, when he was looking through my printed out collection of anime girl pictures, but he just happened to miss all the FD ones. I just don't know how any of them might react. >.> <.<
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Yea one of my friends did find out because of my youtube videos hes was like ok thats weird but watever know everytime we mention anything about youtbe i feel weird but i least thanx to u guys i know theres other people like me out there thank u guys/girls
I CAN'T READ!
D:
...Okay not really. I -can- read. I can't bowl to save my life. I always go to the bumper lanes because I suck so hardcore at it. :P
I can't bowl either...
It always, and I mean ALWAYS, goes into the gutter... :lol:
Shit I can't do: I can't walk five feet without tripping. Seriously, I must be the biggest klutz I know... lol
FallenStar
Update: One of my friends found out about my enjoyment of anime omorashi today, when he looked through my "stash" of printed out anime girl pictures, because I had offered to print him out some. He's all "so what's with those random pictures in here?" And I'm all "oh um... well actually, I'm kinda' into that." and he says "Oh, ok I understand. It's all good really."
So in reality, I probably have little to fear.
I was okay at bowling myself... I picked up a 3-7-10 split once.
That said, I tended to act like an asshole when my opponent got a strike or something...
Anyway...
Shit I can't do: I can't roll my tongue. Oh well.
I'm unable to keep silent when I'm with people. As soon as slience comes, It seems I always say some random things.
I'm in my second year of university (psychology), and I'm still unable to concentrate through a full 3-hour course.
About telling your friends you're into FD, one of mine found some pictures on my computer several years ago. We never talked about it until this summer, when we were around a firecamp talking about things we liked, our fantasms and the like. I discussed FD with them a little, and some of them talked to me about other fetishes they had.
The thing is, there's a pretty high possibility that the person you're talking also have things that arouses them he never talked about.
Talking about things like fetishes with people you know makes you feel a lot less "guilty", as we learn in psychology.
I can't cry. seriously.
people often think I'm heartless or something. huhu..
Quote from: Grandizer on September 13, 2007, 09:12:05 PM
Shit I can't do?
I can almost never play a game to its end.....seriously, I get kinda sad that the game's coming to its end and as a result I don't finish it.....dumb, isn't it?
Not really dumb, persay. I have a similar thing, only I can actually beat the games, then I start getting sad and tearing up. Mostly with the Final Fantasy Series and in particular, Final Fantasy X. The ending is so beautiful and sad.... *sniff* :crying:
Shit I can't do: I can't go through ONE friggin' day without opening my big trap and insulting someone. I swear to God, if I could learn to keep my big mouth shut, I'd have 100 friends by now... :lol:
IFS
I suck, I repeat, utterly and horribly suck at bowling. I also such majorly at golf and FPS games like Halo.... especially Halo.
I can't draw at all.
Shit I can't do...
I can't bring myself to go out and cut grass this week. :lol:
I don't know why. I just can't.
FallenStar
Shit I can't do:
I can't fuggin' get my Nero/DVD burner drive to work consistently to save my neck... Either I get a stupid wasted DVD full of anime that skips and doesn't play, or I get a stupid "Illegal Disc" error when I try to burn... >_>;
(Incidentally, if anyone knows how to solve the second problem, I'm all ears...)
FallenStar
i cant whistle or blow bubble gum
kinda decremental when your in elementary school
yeah, I can't dance worth shit, I can't whistle, and I can't wink with my left eye (but I can wink with my right eye)
I just can't understand that stupid subject: economics... :crying:
I know its lol, but my semester depend on that exam and yet I'm posting comments instead of studying... :sweatdrop:
I can't raise my left eyebrow...I also cannot stop biting my fingernails. I hate seeing short fingernails but can't stop biting mine :crying:
I cant comit suiside
seriousilly i've tried three times and never succeded,
I also cant get good grades in anything,or aim any projectile wepon(gun,bow,ect.)
I can't keep a stable internet connection after 7 PM for NOTHING anymore... :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:
1) i cant do is tell my friends i like fd
2) i cant sing to save my own life
3)i cant draw well but im trying to get better though
i cant remember half what i do but yet i can remember what you said a year a go
i cant get away from the website neopets to save my life
i cant stand to be with other people nor i hate to be alone most of the time
i cant spell one time i forgot how to spell my own name
you might notice in the futer and maybe right now i cant spell i mean im not terrible but not great
I can't sleep lying on my back. I always have to sleep on my side. Dunno why, but I just can't fall asleep on my back. Speaking of, I can't take naps, either. Never get tired in the middle of the day.
i cant navigate seeing as how i always get lost
i cant play any musical instrument
and i cant play any kind of sport
I can't stay angry/mad at someone for more then a few minutes. I'm too kind of a person.
I cant sing :) I can play Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboard and Trumped....I just have an awful singing voice.
i cant whistle
I can't play guitar hero on Normal.
I can't understand how people think. :death:
I can't drink anything Diet.
I Can't wake up in the morning. :P No matter how I try it's way to hard. (I'm use to working 3rd shift.)
Quote from: Angrod on August 18, 2009, 02:25:35 PM
I Can't wake up in the morning. :P No matter how I try it's way to hard. (I'm use to working 3rd shift.)
Ooo, I have this problem as well. What really works for me though is to set like 20 alarm clocks so its almost impossible to continue to sleep when they all start going off.
Most of the time this works. Not always though...
I can't Beat Elizabeth in persona 3, or in persona 3 fes
Rollerblade, though, I've always wanted to learn.
I can't draw, at all. My stick figures look mutated and it's just terrible.
I also can't roller blade, but I can ice skate just fine. It confounds me that I can't move on wheels.
And I can't drive. I'm absolutely terrified of driving for some reason.
Quote from: Faust on August 19, 2009, 08:45:46 AM
I can't Beat Elizabeth in persona 3, or in persona 3 fes
probably one of the hardest video game bosses you will ever fight. took me forever to beat her.
i cant play mini-golf to save my life, or regular golf for that matter. when i was in high school we would go to mini-golf courses and i would eventually give up and start hitting the ball really hard which resulted in many golf balls landing on the freeway.
Quote from: Loki275 on August 20, 2009, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 19, 2009, 08:45:46 AM
I can't Beat Elizabeth in persona 3, or in persona 3 fes
probably one of the hardest video game bosses you will ever fight. took me forever to beat her.
i cant play mini-golf to save my life, or regular golf for that matter. when i was in high school we would go to mini-golf courses and i would eventually give up and start hitting the ball really hard which resulted in many golf balls landing on the freeway.
Oh, so you've beaten her? Amazing.
I can't Sing. I just fail at it.
The one thing I can't do is understand any type of alternative medicine.... I mean, really! Acupuncture, maybe, but that other shit deosn't make any sense!
Shit I can't do: Snap. Honestly, I just can't snap my fingers. Never have been able to, and I doubt I ever will be.
I can't sing either :'( :'( :'(
I can play guitar, piano, trumpet, and french horn and can't sing!
I can't rap.
I also can't give a damn about politics, no matter how hard I try!
And like maddjunkie I can't drive. I have zero depth perception, plus it just scares me.
Quote from: moopoo on August 30, 2009, 06:48:54 PM
I can't sing either :'( :'( :'(
I can play guitar, piano, trumpet, and french horn and can't sing!
I can't dance, but I can sing passably. High five guitar buddy!
I can't snack without going crazy and eating shit-loads more than I meant to.
Yet I never gain weight... :gunsmilie:
Same as you JackO. I have a hard time finding something I like, and when I do, I end up eating all of it at once....
Shit I can't do: Get a good nights sleep. Seriously. I have such a hard time finally getting to sleep, and I can't get comfortable. I wake up several times throughout the night. And often get the odd feeling that I'm being watched, when I'm alone. Yet, I prefer being along. ;P
I can't sing. My voice either goes out of tune or remains monotone.
Shit I cant do: Draw, whistle, sing, calculas (stupid teacher) and admit my love of FD to others.
I can't ever get to bed before midnight. I stop feeling tired after getting home, but my ass gets kicked when I have to get up for class/work at 8am.
Wow, you too? I can't dance either. That, or I never really danced before. Can't really gain any weight either no matter how much I try.
well... I cant ... CHARGE MA LASER!!!!!!!
I can't and will never understand how (mostley females) get pleasure from nipples. As a guy, mine are redundant, 100% completley useless. And I really don't like the fact that its something I dont, and never will understand. :(
I think the nipples are just more sensitive on a girl than a guy, so it actually causes stimulation when they do stuff with it.
I can't believe it's not butter.
*Thwack*
Well, actually, I can't understand the nipple thing either.
=p
probably what Enigma said.
Course, I don't really know.
I can't do math. At all. It was my least favorite subject in high-school and I have since avoided it with a passion.
Quote from: anastyanax on October 28, 2009, 10:52:08 PM
I can't do math. At all. It was my least favorite subject in high-school and I have since avoided it with a passion.
What's 1 + 1 x 1 divided by 1 - 1? :lol:
Also, another thing I can't do: I can't go one day without some major member complaining about some shit that happened some shitty time ago. :lol:
True.
and by the way, you can't solve your problem. The calculator says so.
I can't keep a straight face when I say or hear the word Sham-wow!
*snicker*
I can't... stand little children, seriously I hate them!
Quote from: akemi on November 02, 2009, 11:18:36 AM
I can't... stand little children, seriously I hate them!
Good. That makes two of us about children, those stupid ugly pieces of FUCKING SHIT.... >_<...
Oh. Sorry. Lemme relax...
What else can't I do.... let's see...
I can't ever forget bad moments in my past. Or recall good ones, for that matter. God, I suck... T^T
**EDIT**
I also cannot, for the life of me, comprehend how STUPID some people are when they call 911. I mean, for example:
--Someone calls 911 because she was locked INSIDE her car.
--Someone calls 911 to report a drunk driver... that driver being HERSELF.
--Someone calls 911 to try to hook up with a cop who visited her. (By the way, that got her arrested).
God. How can people be that DUMB!?! >_<
Quote from: Faust on November 02, 2009, 06:38:30 AM
True.
and by the way, you can't solve your problem. The calculator says so.
I can't keep a straight face when I say or hear the word Sham-wow!
*snicker*
That's not true! The calculator lies, it doesn't follow order of operations. The answer is 1.
Shit I can't do:
I can't understand why the hell anyone uses Automated phone lines to conduct any of kind of business. Seriously, AT&T, Dell, local government operations... all these people use this automated, "If you want this, press 1. If you want that, press 2." crapline shit and it pisses me off to no end.
First of all, your options aren't what I want, so when I go to one section, I'm told I have to be transferred to 5 other fucking idiots just to solve a problem that takes 5 seconds in the end after an hour of sitting on the fucking phone. *rant
Secondly, I don't want to talk to a machine. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I'd talk to my computer. It, at least, partially understands what I want, unlike these fucking machines that you sometimes simply can't hear or that misinterpret the number you enter - and what if you don't have a touchtone phone for some reason or another? WTF, honestly...
Thirdly, if I have to give the fucking representative the same information anyway when I fucking get to them, then WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THE AUTOMATED LINE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE, GOD DAMN! *rant
And lastly, when I complained to a buddy online, he told me: Just hit 0 to get to the rep. WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING! <_<
So... yeah... I can't understand that shit, so apparently, I'm stupid as hell. :lol:
i cant hit anyone (unless they're my friend, does that make me weird?)
This sucks dearly...
Even in a real situation, I can't NOT laugh at the words AIDS, Rape, Cancer, Herpes, the N-word, Queef, or Twat. :lol:
My ex-girl had a brother who died of cancer... I laughed at the word. Never spoke to me again after a year or so :crying:
I can't fight back in a physical fight... either cuz I'm weak, or because I just am too pacifistic.
I can't make the first move on a girl, never have before at least.
I can't draw to save my life.
I can't ever believe in myself.
Quote from: warrior21 on November 27, 2009, 12:28:04 AM
I can't fight back in a physical fight... either cuz I'm weak, or because I just am too pacifistic.
I can't make the first move on a girl, never have before at least.
I can't draw to save my life.
I can't ever believe in myself.
Kamina: Don't believe in the me that believes in you. Believe in the You that believes in you!!!!
*kicks Kamina out of the way, despite possible rages*
I call shenanigans. I believe you can believe in yourself.....
You just need the right.....
motivation......
hmm...well, for starters, I can't draw. I also can't be on time, ever. Sometimes I'm early, mostly I'm late, but on time? Never!
umm...I can't play Fighting games, though I do have fun trying (I can even learn to do some of the combos, but in a real match can never set myself up to pull them off). I end up forgetting combos/things I can do.
1 more! I can't eat most foods! I'm the most picky person I know...I don't like the taste of any seafood, except shrimp sometimes, almost any vegetables...even the food I DO like I can end up not liking very easily...it annoys me to no end, I wish I liked more food!
I found out while I can play Guitar Hero/Rock Band extremely well, I can never get 100% on any songs.
I have no depth perception, I cant manage my time at all, I WILL end up last place on any racing game out there for the world to offer <<.
I can't play first-person shooters. At all. D:
I also apparently can't finish drawing a picture that I've started ;___; /looks across desk at the numerous unfinished drawings
Quote from: Stripe on December 15, 2009, 09:00:11 PM
I can't play first-person shooters. At all. D:
I also apparently can't finish drawing a picture that I've started ;___; /looks across desk at the numerous unfinished drawings
You should finish them, I bet they look good.
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I can't not help people.
I can't describe my personality
something I can't do: I can't seem to motivate myself to post enough on this site to gain access to the images :D
Seriously though, one thing I can't do is hook up with a girl at a bar, club, etc. I just don't see the value in trying to get in the pants of someone you barely know...I'll probably end up marrying one of my female friends I've known since grade 4 lol
nothing wrong with that anastyanax.
I can't count accurately without pausing by ones past 13.
Somewhere between 14 and 18, I always skip and don't notice.
EX: 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 16, 18, 19...
DAMMIT!
I can't remember the last thing I posted in this thread (its been a while)
I can't stop procrastinating, even for important things
I can't read a book cover to cover without putting it down and forgetting about it for months
I can't even stop at one alcoholic drink
I can't listen to Green Day, even though they're the same genre as other stuff i listen to
I can't see the point in posting any more things I can;t do.
Quote from: Faust on December 27, 2009, 07:38:36 AM
Somewhere between 14 and 18, I always skip and don't notice.
EX: 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 16, 18, 19...
DAMMIT!
Gee, thanks, Faust, you reminded me of Dick Clark at that last New Year's Eve party....
"20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 12, 10 -- uh, 11, 10...."
Quote from: JackO on December 28, 2009, 02:58:12 PM
I can't even stop at one alcoholic drink
I'm the opposite of you JackO. I normally can't GO ON beyond one drink. Mainly because I can't stand the taste of beer, wine, etc. Then again, I don't have that much experience with alcohol...
I cant shoot a sniper rifle in any FPS games. i try, but i always miss, then i get killed.
I cant play any game that requires great precision aiming.
I cant dance, dont think I should bother learning anyway.
I cant drive, likely never going to either.
I can't stop procrastinating, which is my biggest problem. Sometimes I think to myself, "Okay, I'm almost done procrastinating" which is basically procrastinating on procrastinating. I'm what some people call a "slacktivist."
Quote from: Kamikaze747 on January 22, 2010, 06:12:34 PM
I cant shoot a sniper rifle in any FPS games. i try, but i always miss, then i get killed.
Well, maybe here's your problem:
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129031433476344706.jpg)
I can't beat Squiddy from SRW4.
Oh wait, you want something a little less obscure. I can't dance. And it's not for lack of trying. And it's not like I can't hold a rhythm either. I can play drums on Rock Band just fine.
I can't believe it's not butter.
*Smack*
owww...
I also can't make a stupid comment without hurting myself.
And I can't dance either. ^^;;
I apparently can't keep someone I love for a long time :crying:
I can't find a Japanese Girlfirend... :(Sad Face)
Quote from: xXDNAXx on February 11, 2010, 02:49:37 PM
I can't find a Japanese Girlfirend... :(Sad Face)
Join the club.
Still I can't do, FallenStar style: I can't go one day without something breaking over here. -_-'
I can't draw, no matter how many times I try.
Yesterday I was trying to make a sketch of the heart because I'm doing an investigation about it,
but I had to redraw it so many times that I actually forgot what I was drawing.
I can make some math graphs, but I'm really bad drawing people or flowers, or hearts lol
It is really difficult to draw without a ruler!
I can't whistle. I try so much but can't get it down. :(
I can't eat a Hershey milk chocolate bar anymore. I ate one for the first time in about six months yesterday, and I almost threw up because it tasted like vomit. I learned American candy bars were inferior about a few years ago, but... that was like a huge kick in the balls. We definitely like eating crap here in America.
Shit I can't do:
I can't keep Flyper from having a Ping Timeout in the IRC chan. :lol:
Quote from: FallenStar on February 14, 2010, 10:14:32 AM
Shit I can't do:
I can't keep Flyper from having a Ping Timeout in the IRC chan. :lol:
No-one can, damn ping >.<
I can't spend a day without being in the IRC Chan :clap:
I can't RP... I suck at it too much.
I can't digest lactose :(
Same here Kawaiichew2. D:
I can't get off the internet....
it's 4:00 am as I post this.
i cant tell my friends I'm an fd lover ether i go to extra lengths to make sure they don't find anything. im just really paranoid. :death: