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...this is a actual thing

Started by Yog-Sothoth, July 30, 2011, 09:42:35 PM

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Yog-Sothoth

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

I think I would buy this just to have it on my bookshelf. I'd hollow it out and put things in it, or just glue the abomination shut, but I want it on my bookshelf to freak out people going through my books. "novel, comic, comic, novel, comic, HOW TO MAKE FOOD WITH JIZZ IN IT, comic, novel..."
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Serika

Cooking? Bah! Real men eat it raw! :gunsmilie:

Okay, this is pretty bad but it could have been worse. At least it isn't cooking with shit. If i actually read this book, though, my current avatar would depict me perfectly, minus the glasses.
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Scoozums

wtf...

Just... WTF!? ...  :double fuck:

But I agree it'd be something interesting to have on the shelf for people to go "WTF" at.

JackO

"Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic." and "Semen is inexpensive to produce" had me in fits of laughter  :lol:

I think I'll pass if anyone makes anything out of the book, feel free to read me quotes from it though  :clap:

lie2hacker2

Is this baking with a climax?

All sorts of sexual jokes could be made with this, I just can't think of many right now.