What the FUCK?!

[FallenStar]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/05/travel/tsa-carry-on-changes/index.html?hpt=hp_c3


Okay, so... apparently, a pocketknife is not considered a deadly weapon but a bottle of water is? What in the high flying holy fuck are the TSA officials smoking?! It must be the same kind of shit that Repubs and Dems are smoking where they think if they squeeze all the blood (a.k.a. money) out of the poor, they might actually balance their federal budget... and allow a football quarterback (a.k.a. Joe Flacco) make over 120 million dollars over the course of a few years.  Yeah, that stuff must be REALLY amazing.   

[Serika]

I saw this article this morning and thought the same thing. It's fucking WACKY. If you bring a knife, that's okay, but if you bring some fingernail clippers the TSA is going to shove them up your ass in front of everyone else at the airport. I guess i'll just have to remove my hang-nails with a swiss army knife? Fuck!


http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/876413
TSA lady will give you free prostate exam while checking your colon for WMD.