Seeing as how I'm prone to thinking at least one really weird or really STUPID dumbass thought a day, I thought I might start a topic here for anyone to post a STUPID thought that they KNOW is stupid but yet couldn't help but think during the course of their day.
For me, my stupid thought of the day is:
Just imagine if you were to play an old school Nintendo game like Super Mario Bros or Zelda on the NES and when you died, right before you got the Game Over screen, a small box opened up with the words "You fucked up." :lol:
My stupid thought:
As long as Nintendo insists on making crappy controllers with stupid gimmicks they should make a controller that slides onto your dick. It would be like a pocket pussy/ona hole with sensors to monitor things like blood flow, pulse, urination, sperm count, and movement. There would be a line of peeing and sex themed games that could ONLY be played with your dick, that way people who complain that gaming culture is sexist would just get madder and madder. :D
Random Stupid Thought of the day:
Why isn't this stupid cheat code working?! Fuck, I hate this code! ... oh... I didn't even turn the damn Pro Action Replay device on. STOOPID ME.
Random Stupid Thought of the day:
Man, I wish I had a no-clip cheat code for real life. Damn sharp furniture. :death:
RSTotD
Fun size? There's nothing fun about opening a pack of M&M's to find there's only two or three pieces inside!
Oh god yes. And like, when you open a bar of chocolate that's a fun size (Mars, Hershey's, Snickers, whatever) and you barely get a bite out of it.
And don't even get me started on the "Family" pack. Who the hell besides kids in a family actually EATS candy and chocolate these days, what with all the "Health" tips we get bombarded by every minute by self-proclaimed doctors like "Dr. Oz" and such. The only people who are going to eat *that* much candy are the kids and that's only if the parents let them. Family size, my ass. *rant
Well, this topic is kind of looking unhealthy atm.
[ooc]Ultima02 doublecasts Curaja and Esuna on the topic[/ooc]
Random stupid thought:
Note to self: Wait until there's actual scripting resources for it before getting another game development engine. :crying:
Oh hey, Ultima... how's it going?
Also, EVERY TOPIC save for one or two is rather sickly and unhealthy on this board. This site needs a biopsy and a full flush cleaning. :lol:
That being said, my random stupid thought of the day is:
What is it about putting a remote control in the refrigerator that is so drug-esque addicting to my brain? What possible thought processes could my damaged cerebral fibers come up with to logically explain why this is such a good idea?! *facepalm*
RSTotD
I'm just waiting for Google to invent the self driving Saiyan space pod, that way i can travel in style with no passport.
RANDOM STUPID THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"Here lies Link of Hyrule.
Shot in the back by a blue Octorok over a matter of 50 Rupees.
This tombstone erected in eternal memory by his beloved Zelda, Princess of Hyrule."
RSTotD: I walked past a loaf of bread called "Pumpkin Spice" today and at first glance thought it said "Fuck Space." Not as in a room for having sex but as an expression of contempt towards at the night sky.
"Man... fuck space... It's all... spacey and shit..."
Sorta paraphrased but I think it's based on a quote from something I heard once. xD
Also, Pumpkin Spice made me randomly think of a Super-sexualized Pumpkin girl working for the Spice Girls. :lol:
Random Stupid Thought of the day:
After a nuclear explosion, two scientists can be found examining the crater left behind by the explosion itself. One turns to his companion and scowls, "Those were NOT the ingredients for an F-bomb, stupid. Those were the ingredients for an A-Bomb!"
RSTotD
Spam email: u wanna fuk sum brainless sluts?
Me: *Pulls out a red grading pen and starts marking.*
F- See me after class. :|
Random Stupid Thought of the Day:
My god... I thought I set the microwave for 2 minutes but it went off in 2 seconds. This is just like having sex all over again. *facepalm*
RSTotD
Coming soon to PS4, X-Box, whatever shitty next gen, it's "Tony Hawk's Pro Lawnmower!" Drive a souped up, pimped out riding lawnmower around the city and bust some sick moves. Buy upgrades to make your lawnmower run like an ATV and cut like an adamantium katana. Do 360 spins off of roofs and literally shred whatever it is you land on. Pepper crowds with your grass shute as you run over shrapnel and glass bottles, or run over the actual crowds to see a fountain of gore. Reserve your copy today!
(God dude, i'm sick in the head.)
Today's random stupid thought gave me the giggles.
So, i was standing on my front porch when i heard some guy further down the block scream "FUCK!" as loud as he could. It was just a quick, angry FUCK, but it got me thinking... what if we used that as an SFX in a video game? I thought it would be neat if there were a remake of the original Double Dragon and that was used as the sound effect for the knife hitting somebody. Yeah... instead of that weird little SFX the NES had you would hear an angry "FUCK!" every time you throw the knife and hit a bad guy. xD
Or when you're playing one of the Terminator 2 shooter games and you hit a human soldier.
"FUCK!"
Or if you manage to tag the dog in Duck Hunt.
"FUCK!"
Actually, there is a game (spanish game) where the main characters screams "Coño" which is Fuck everytime he is hit xD. Along with other swears depending on the situation.
The downside is that the game is so unfairly hard that all that you are going to hear is the main chara swearing all the time for the entire game.. Until you die or give up xD.
(It is a Fangame done for Dross, a Venezuelan Youtuber, but the game is Licensed by Nintendo I beleave... I guess when you are famous, you get that kind of stuff :V).
Quote from: darklok on March 29, 2016, 11:13:02 AMActually, there is a game (spanish game) where the main characters screams "Coño" which is Fuck everytime he is hit xD. Along with other swears depending on the situation. The downside is that the game is so unfairly hard that all that you are going to hear is the main chara swearing all the time for the entire game.. Until you die or give up xD.
Now that sounds like something the AVGN should make an episode out of, or at least a James and Mike play. :p
Quote from: Serika on March 30, 2016, 05:47:00 PM
Quote from: darklok on March 29, 2016, 11:13:02 AMActually, there is a game (spanish game) where the main characters screams "Coño" which is Fuck everytime he is hit xD. Along with other swears depending on the situation. The downside is that the game is so unfairly hard that all that you are going to hear is the main chara swearing all the time for the entire game.. Until you die or give up xD.
Now that sounds like something the AVGN should make an episode out of, or at least a James and Mike play. :p
Actually, the guy the game is based on used to be a lot like the AVGN... So yeah, he should play it xD.