Make a Wish.... (and have it go HORRIBLY wrong!)

[mipmixer]

You do, but they all dump you the instant they figure out you're cheating on them with 199,999,999 other women.

I wish all my favorite shows put out Female Desperation episodes.

[FallenStar]

Granted.


They now show lots and lots of Females Desperate for boyfriends...


Nice Job.


I wish I had a good cheat device that would enable me to protect Natayla on Goldeneye 007


FallenStar

[Lisk]

Granted - now you have such a device, but you don't know its activation code!

I wish I had the power to control the flow of time!

[zerostwin]

Granted! But you go back in time and accidentally alter history so you were never born!

I wish I was GOD!

[Lisk]

You actually WAS a god, but it was so long ago that last of your followers died long before first ice age and your godly powers faded away...

I wish I could take back my wish for a little sister that I made ten years ago T.T

[mipmixer]

They do, but not when you're around.

I wish I had a donut.

[mysteryious1]

You have a donut, in fact, the best donut in the world - but you never get another, and the memory of the donutty-goodness haunts you for the rest of your life, slowly driving you mad.

I wish that I mysteriously had on-demand access to a television channel showing 24/7 female peeing and desperation.

[Zenix]

You now have access to the cable channel, however it's now the only channel you get. And with that being the only thing to watch, you grow bored of the fetish.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[ruffrydaz]

Great.  You're invisible.  Things are great for a while, that is until the temptation to rob a bank so you don't have to work gets the best of you.  Halfway through the perfect plan you sneeze and POW, you're visible again.  Bad timing, too as it turns out every cop in the city had just walked in to cash their paychecks.  Too bad invisibility can't break you outta handcuffs.  Long story short, your cellmate Bubba (or Betty as he tells you to call him) wished for infrared vision...  This does not end well for you.

I wish I could fly.  Ya know, without wings and stuff, that seems cumbersome.

[mysteryious1]

Granted, you can fly... in coach class on an aeroplane.
        too obvious an answer?  I'll vary it:
Granted!  You soar up into the air, and get lung-damage on your very first flight from the high-altitude ultra-cold air and microscopic ice crystals.  You die horribly.


I wish I wasn't a slave to my libido.  Seriously!  I have other things to do!

[IchiFallenStar]

I wish I could fly.  Ya know, without wings and stuff, that seems cumbersome.

Granted! Now you can fly just like Suki Nihon, by using your mana to lift you up.


But, hang on... 


Now you have the WORST time landing, again, just like Suki and you wind up breaking your arm on touch down.   Nice job! Now you can't focus your mana and now you can't fly again!  >_<!



I wish I had a car that didn't spew Carbon Dioxide all over the damn place...  -_-;



IFS

[popo]

Wish granted! But ur car will emit nastier carbon monoxide instead!!

I wish I have another 3 wishes.....

[EFROdian]

to popo: Done! You now have 3 more wishes but you find out that you must personally hand them over to George Bush... nice going, buddy.

to mysterious1:  Poof!  You are now no longer a slave to your libido, but you can't get it up at all anymore.  Hope you like Viagra...

I wish that I was extremely good-looking, smooth, charming, wealthy, and was very good in bed with regard to women.

[FallenStar]

I wish that I was extremely good-looking, smooth, charming, wealthy, and was very good in bed with regard to women.

POOF!  Wish... Granted!


But now you're totally gay for men...     oops...  =[



I wish I did NOT have allergies...  =.=;



FallenStar

[Mydnyght Edgeworth]

I wish I did NOT have allergies...  =.=;

Wish granted! You no longer have to worry about allergies ever again!
Instead.... you've got AIDS. AND syphilis. AND herpes.

Ouch.

I wish I had some nice new shoes...