Confusing Women...

[JackO]

I sign into msn today to find their featured article to be another one from MSN dating, featuring odd reasons why women dumped their men. Based on this article I have come to the conclusion that women are crazy.

Here's the full article if you want to look at it, but below are a few quotes from the crazy wimminz: http://dating.uk.msn.com/edito/index.php?mtcmk=080508&name=5/114/573-37-surprising-reasons-girls-call-it-quits.html

"I farted during a date. He didn't say anything but I was so humiliated I never wanted to see him again."

"He was too well-endowed."

"He couldn't pronounce my surname properly."

"He cooked lots of curries and I was putting on weight."

In responce to these, I'd say

1. Don't fart then
2. U mad?
3. Why does he need to pronounce your surname? Its your fault that you're Mongolian.
4. Lrn2 fast metabolism

Anyway, more quotes

"He never held my hand in public."

"He constantly held my hand in public and it got irritating, especially when he was sweaty."


"He kept me waiting for days for phone calls. He said he wanted to 'take things slowly' because he'd been hurt in the past, but it just frustrated the life out of me. It felt like he was playing hard to get, and that's incredibly irritating. If a guy likes me I want him to ring me constantly!"

"He rang me constantly and it got on my nerves."

Decide what you want, you crazy wimminz!

 

[Newp]

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, a store where a woman may go to choose a husband.

    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

    The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
    sign reads:

    Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

    There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex, have money, and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited...

[JackO]

Yes Newp!     Love it :D

[FallenStar]

 

I daresay that was the funniest thing I've read so far this morning, Newp.  :D

[Faust]

XDDDD


That's so true. I can attest for both. Women are impossible. XD

[Neil]

Shows that women are too demanding...

[hashish]

Newp, your story is an inspiration to all men :D

[Tru]

A part of me wants to raise some objections here, but the other part is just nodding "yes."