http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/comics/exclusive-spider-man-alter-ego-peter-parker-return-death-article-1.1575793
HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH! Some faith in humanity restored! Peter Parker will once more live and no longer will that shitty Doc Ock = Spider-Man crap be true! Once more, our favorite Web-Slinger will be back in the saddle, ready to take on all manner of villains and to always state that "With Great power, comes great responsibility!"
WHOO-HOO! MARVEL HAS UNFUCKED THEMSELVES! :clap:
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Grabs his boner with his hand
Shoots his web, in their face
They complain about the taste
Look Out!
Here cums the Spiderman.
Touch his dick,
He'll explode,
With a sticky spider load.
Slimy pants, blistered hands
He beats his meat for all his fans.
Bend over
You'll meet the Spiderman.
No but seriously, this is great news. :D
Was he ever really gone? I know apparently everybody believes the Superior Spider-Man was really Otto Octavius, but I was always under the Impression that Ock just brainwashed Peter into thinking he was Otto. He just somehow "overwrote" Peters Brainwaves, he did not transfer his Soul into Spider-Mans Body or something like that!