perverted cat is perverted

[Merchant_Of_Death]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B96xv9jR87Q
a human child is fine too?

[Serika]

What would be really funny is if he didn't even have a cat. But anyway, that's the weakest excuse since homework eating dogs. He would have been better off just saying he was hacked or something.

[butterman100]

wow the excuses people will try these days just so that they don't have to take responsibility for things that they do. although it would be even funnier if somehow he was actually telling the truth.

[philbowler]

worst excuse ive ever seen in my whole life

[WeAreTheFinale]

although it would be even funnier if somehow he was actually telling the truth.

It is possible. My kitten's always whacking my keyboard whenever I leave for a moment, and I'll come back to the strangest stuff on the screen. So amazingly enough, I actually believe this story.

[Tru]

*notes WeAreTheFinale's opinion in his permanent record*

[FallenStar]

*notes WeAreTheFinale's opinion in his permanent record*

Oh, god... Tru, you're a Doug fan? I went and downloaded a full torrent of that series and it's one of my favorite shows of all time.  =D

Also, yes... there is *no* way a single cat could have accidentally mashed enough buttons to get *that* amount of CP on their computer. No way in hell.  

[Newp]

Wow, a cat? Couldn't think of anything better? Hell, Trojan, Virus, Hacked, someone else used my computer, etc. I mean, most of those excuses could probably be disproved pretty quickly, but it would at least give you some credibility. When you use an excuse like that, its just obvious that you're guilty.

[WeAreTheFinale]

*notes WeAreTheFinale's opinion in his permanent record*

Also, yes... there is *no* way a single cat could have accidentally mashed enough buttons to get *that* amount of CP on their computer. No way in hell.  

You'd be surprised with the right cat. If my cat can log out of my profile, log onto another one, that's password protected, and then Im people with random letters, I can see how this dudes cat got 1K+ porn images on his computer. Sure, it sounds unbelieveable, but people said the same thing about getting to the Moon. ;P

[Tru]

Look, I'm generally the sort of person who doesn't like confrontation, but don't be stupid, WATF. Your cat can log onto your password protected profiles because almost everything out there saves usernames and passwords.  That and, I don't know if you noticed, one does not simply stumble onto CP accidentally. It doesn't happen. The FBI cracks down on that shit so hard, you really have to be in the right circles to have access to anything more than the occasional blurry 16-year-old camwhore picture. 1000+ pictures indicates that he either "creates" it himself or has access to a community of pedophiles with a stash of porn. A cat will never, ever, EVER, randomly stumble onto that stuff. That's not just as "unbelievable" as getting to the moon, that's as unbelievable as ME getting to the moon by climbing onto the roof of my apartment building and just jumping so high I land there.

[WeAreTheFinale]

Look, I'm generally the sort of person who doesn't like confrontation, but don't be stupid, WATF. Your cat can log onto your password protected profiles because almost everything out there saves usernames and passwords.

.......I am a fool.

[FallenStar]

Yes, yes you are.  =P

[moopoo]

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Yeah when you look that much like a ChoMo i doub't it was his cat...

[JackO]

I'm still waiting for a pedophile who actually doesn't look like one. I guess they get pale from being in their mom's basement all day, and forget to shave and voila, they look like pedophiles.

[butterman100]

i always thought that one of my neighbors looked kinda like a sex offender, but i figured he probably wasn't. i checked the sex offender registry, he is. moral of this story, if someone looks like a pedophile/ sex offender, he probably is.