The Random Moderation thread!

[FallenStar]

Okay.  In this topic/thread, what we do is post funny moderation messages.

I.E.

[This post deleted because FallenStar's feelings were hurt.]

or

[This post was deleted because Doom_Guard haet this.]

or such.

I may remind you not to post fake moderation messages that may offend another user, but other than that, all is fair game!

[knuclear200x]

[This post was deleted because I stuck an Aluminum bat in it]

[packrat]

[This post was deleted because I was bored and lonely.]

[Taiki]

[In Soviet Russia, this post deleted you.]

[packrat]

[This post has been removed by the user's mom]

[In Soviet Russia, this post deleted you.]

O_O Wait...I've heard that somewhere before....

OMG!!! Are you the guy from RPAnime who came up with that game?!!!

[dragonfox2004]

[this message will be deleted because stone cold say so]

[Rewikitty]

We really use this one on one of my home forums:

[This post obliterated by the shotgun admin]

But of course, we have "shotgun admins" whose entire job is to cruise around blamming idiot posts ;)

[This post eaten by a grue]

[FINISH HIM!  Moderation-ality!]

I saw that last one from my favorite shotgun admin.  Ah, what a lad.

[Serika]

[post deleted by the Morality Police due to adult content.]

(USER WAS SEXED FOR THIS POST)

[Rewikitty]

*snicker* I like that second one.

How about this:

[Moderated because you quoted THE ENTIRE DAMN POST and added ONLY ONE WORD]

Also from my shotgun admin buddy.

[Lisk]

The voices told me to delete this post - Melanie

[packrat]

[I am in your computer, deleting your post]

[Taiki]

[This post was harvested. We're having thread replies for dinner.]

[Lisk]

CATS: How are you gentlemen!!
CATS: All your forum are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to ban!

[packrat]

[This post has been deleted because of hyper activity.]

[Taiki]

[You don't need to see this deleted post. Move along.]