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[Serika]

Bald New Zealand murderer wins toupee court battle
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39287955

Convicted killer gets toupee confiscated by prison after escape and recapture. Sues. Says his rights were violated.

He argued that the custom-made hairpiece was an "artwork" that was important for his self-esteem and self-confidence.

Wow. Just wow. His murder victim didn't have the right to live but this chrome-dome  has the right to his toupee? You don't HAVE any dignity to maintain when you get busted for all the things you did, Mr. Cue Ball. I swear, they should make Breivik his cellmate so they can both whine together about their coffee being cold and their champagne being warm.

[FallenStar]

There's a woman in Texas who proposed a law that would make it so that if a man masturbated, it would cost him 100 dollars, if you can believe that.  Supposedly, it's in protest to certain anti-abortionist crap, but damn... the lengths some people will go to prove a point, huh?   

[Serika]

I read about that the other day. She has a point, insofar that you need to draw a line between biology and humanity somewhere or else the religious nutjobs will eventually say that masturbation = genocide.

But you know what happens when everyone is sexually repressed, right? They all become perverts. You get dudes walking around with blue balls and diamond hard cocks who think anything that breathes is sexy, and girls walking around with wet crotches wondering what kind of foreign objects they can ram in there. xD

[Serika]

Texas man sues woman for texting in date
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39966675

I have mixed feelings on this one. On the one hand, yes it's annoying as hell when you're trying to talk to or work with someone and they won't put the damn smartphone away. Idiots walk into traffic because their Twitter feed is more interesting to them than the cars whizzing past them at 50 miles an hour. Mobile phones are the zombie apocalypse and i wish they would just disappear. This woman was terribly rude on her date and i certainly wouldn't want to go out with her.

On the other hand, this man is clearly a dipshit for suing for an amount less than $20. Dump the child who can't keep her hands off her phone and find a woman with class, don't turn a bad date into a courtroom drama. xD

[Jackkosa]

He clearly has too thin of a line between "don't speak to anymore" and "send to court", and if he is really valuing the money he would get from the lawsuit than he has more problems than his date texting right next to him.

[Serika]

After a long hot summer we're back with something silly! 💩

Colorado police hunt 'Mad Pooper' jogger
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41327420

Awesome villain name, but she needs a costume to become a real comic book villain. Maybe something like a bodysuit with a poop emoji on the chest and an opening on the butt. Also, is Batman going to handle this or does she get her own arch nemesis?

In all seriousness though, I considered if she might have a medical condition like Irritable Bowel Syndrome, but if that's the case, and she can't run for 5 minutes without almost shitting herself, then maybe she should just get a treadmill. I wouldn't believe her if she tried to say she didn't know there were bathrooms nearby, not with her running through that same neighborhood every day.

At least she's in better shape than I am. If I were to jog for even a minute i'd be pooped. 💩

[FallenStar]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/25/us/b-o-b-flat-earth-gofundme-trnd/index.html

What is this, I don't even...   

Maybe this is why I can't take Rap seriously - especially since some of it sounds like an auctioneer on Crack.   

[Serika]

Oh yes, I read that story earlier today. Imagine paying $200,000 just for a picture of a round Earth and a "Haha, told ya so, dumbass!" from the general public. xD

It does kind of piss me off though. Mankind has far more important things to do than entertain the braindead conspiracy theories of small minded fools who think the Earth is flat or the moon landing was fake.

That money should go to cancer research or clean energy, not to someone who claims, "Durr hurr, scientists iz lying to us!"

[Serika]

Here's a good example of obscenity being in the eye of the beholder.

US student's 'Summa cum laude' graduation cake censored

Protip: If you run a cake shop (grocery store bakery in this case, it seems) and the customer pays you $70 to cum on her cake, then you need to do your fucking job and cum on her fucking cake. It's just ONE word! One stinkin, 3 letter, word, and it didn't even mean what they thought it meant. Pretty high and mighty of them to decide what is and what is not appropriate for their customers, especially after taking the money. They didn't even send her a reply email to ask for a different message. Nope, just let her son open the box on graduation day and find out there's no cum. For shame.

I mean, who wouldn't want a mouth full of cum on their graduation party?

[FallenStar]

Three things:

1. South Carolina is all you have to know to realize that ordering a cake is going to be a disaster. Us Southern Folks are stupid as hell. Or need I remind you about "Florida Man"?  =P

2. I have a Publix nearby - don't think I'll be ordering any cakes from them in the near future. xD

3. A mouthful of cum? Seriously, dude? Maybe if we can get Vita all full in her cum bladder, you can have a big drink.   

[FallenStar]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/29/politics/diane-black-school-shootings-pornography/index.html

Seriously? Nevermind the fact that Playboy has been around for more than 60 years?

See, this is why you will NEVER convince me to vote Republican. Why the Republican party would attract so many lamebrain idiotic assholes is beyond me, but god damn...  This is just stupid AF.   

[Serika]

Seriously? Nevermind the fact that Playboy has been around for more than 60 years?

"(_____) should be illegal because it makes little boys violent."

🗹 Books with cuss-words in them
🗹 Dungeons & Dragons
🗹 Rock, rap, and heavy metal music
🗹 Movies
🗹 Cartoons
🗹 Video games
🗹 Sugar, candy, and junk food
🗹 Dirty jokes
🗹 Porn

Or so say the conservatives, the soccer moms, moral busybodies, feminists, nanny state advocates, the PTA, and many, many other people who likely didn't know how to tie their own shoes until they were in college.