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Offline Serika

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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2015, 12:45:39 AM »
If you ask to use the bathroom after 2 years i'm calling Guiness right away. xD

Can we ever really expect the police to police themselves, or our legislature to obey it's own legislation, or is it naive to think a government that truly represents it's people's wishes is even possible?
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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2015, 12:49:24 AM »
If you think the government is going to do anything more than promote itself, then you're even more damn naive than... ALL of our RP characters, Serika.  :lol:


Why can I not get anyone other than darklok (thanks a lot, my friend! :) ) to post here on the forum?  :S


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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2015, 05:42:18 PM »
Why can I not get anyone other than darklok (thanks a lot, my friend! :) ) to post here on the forum?  :S
Like that. I'm posting.

I don't usually post here because there is not much going on, and if I'm going to start a discussion, it's usually on forums where I'm a bit more active.

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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2015, 12:01:49 AM »
To be aware of everything and nothing at the same time.





How can I have a different allergic reaction to spring every year?

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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2015, 02:09:09 AM »
Pollen = plant jizz. Spring allergies are really bukkake allergies. Yum! :D

Would mankind be happier if we had all just stayed in our caves, building fires and making stone wheels, clubbing things for dinner and chiseling stick figures into the cave walls?
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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2015, 07:59:37 PM »
Of course we would because ignorance is bliss and all that some sort. And it would have been easier to get a date since all you'd have to do is club her on the head and take her home with you.  :lol:


Why does copyright still exist for things more than 40 years old - isn't that supposed to be public domain by this point? xD



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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2015, 01:07:07 AM »
Because the supreme judges of the land have hair in their ears, cobwebs in their heads, roids on their butts, and coal in their hearts. So now people with money can just copyright the public domain.

How the HELL are tomorrow's children ever going to survive if the power grid fails and none of them know how to write by hand, navigate by map, find physical books in a library, or otherwise do things without their mobile phones?
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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #52 on: June 19, 2015, 01:27:42 AM »
Isn't it obvious that Cell phones are powered by Skynet and that they intend to bring down Judgement Day upon us all? (I realize this is sort of a question but it's a rhetorical question as a means to answer yours xD)


How do I fix my PS3 so that it'll turn on when I hit the buttons on the front instead of its current behavior of doing nothing?



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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2015, 05:47:13 PM »
Plug it in.

Will we ever create intergalactic colonies?

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Re: Smart question, stupid answer
« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2015, 07:00:01 PM »
Yes, but then the price of starship fuel causes them to bomb each other amidst accusations of having WMD.

Would countries still wage war against each other for natural resources if all politicians supporting or calling for war were required to fight on the front lines for no less than 2 years, no exceptions, no excuses, and NO way to get around this?

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Dynamite. :)
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