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Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« on: July 23, 2011, 11:04:57 PM »
The last topic hasn't seen a post in a year and a half (and is quite long), so let's restart.


Why do new batteries always cost more than devices that come with new batteries in them?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2011, 03:10:38 AM »
Because the powers that be want you to buy more new devices that can do the same shit your old devices could do instead of buying batteries.


Why does Hollywood remake old movies and then doesn't include anything to attract the original fans of the movies in the new ones?


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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 08:31:20 AM »
Because they can, and questionning it too much will allow them to continue to do so.

How in the hell did Mario go to the wrong castle...7 times in a row?


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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 12:42:00 PM »
Because he couldn't find a power outlet in the Mushroom Kingdom to recharge his GPS with.

Wanting to fly through the sky on a penis shaped missile doesn't make me gay, does it?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 01:09:56 PM »
No, because balls aren't touching.

Is it wrong that I like one piece swimsuit'd girls whose swimsuits are colored and designed like their home country's national flags?


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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 07:20:56 AM »
The priority is to strap their skin and make the flesh bubble.



Why don't motorcycles have doors?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 11:22:18 PM »
Because then it wouldn't be safe to drive 200mph down the highway anymore.

Where can i buy some jizz scented air freshener?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 06:40:34 AM »
Aisle 3 of Kock Mart.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2011, 03:21:46 AM »
Sure as shit, statistically speaking.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 05:02:58 PM »
Yes, because it effing sucks.
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 09:10:58 PM »
A miserable little pile of semen!

What looks like my ass, smells like my ass, tastes like my ass, but is not really my ass?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 09:25:03 PM »
YOUR FACE!

Alternatively, YO' MAMA, but I think you get my meaning. xD

How do I make time to survive a nuc-lear explosion when I can't pause the damn game?


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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer (Part 2)
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2011, 12:19:03 AM »
(Damn it! I was waiting for you to give a food answer! XD)


Cover yourself in cockroaches and keep playing during the fallout! =D


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