Author Topic: Past, present, and future  (Read 9376 times)

Offline Serika

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Re: Past, present, and future
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2011, 12:47:54 AM »
Event: Someone makes a movie


Past: It has a plot, a steady flowing story, likable characters, and a soft BGM that sets the mood without being distracting or playing constantly. (EARLY 90's and before)

Present: Nonsensical plot, story is a whole lot of nothing until the last 15 minutes, characters are cliche or D-bags or whores, and the BGM is whatever song has been selling the most albums in stores which is played at max volume so you can't hear anything else.

Future: Plot and story is abandoned, the movie is nothing but random explosions and car chases for 90 minutes. There are advertisements in the ACTUAL movie that cover half the screen and try to sell you products that the actors are seen using. No one cares, they just buy tickets so they can text during the movie and update their facebook saying "I R watching dis movie lolol XDDDD"



Damn it i sound like an old geezer :lol:
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Re: Past, present, and future
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2011, 09:05:41 PM »
Lol, you do sound old. Anyways...

Event: You get a message saying, "You won ________"

Past: You receive the item that the card says.

Present: 1 in 10, it's a total lie. Just discard the message.

Future: You fall for the scam, Get hijacked in your car, and have to work as a test subject for the rest of your life.
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Re: Past, present, and future
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2011, 07:01:27 AM »
Event 1: Enjoying some alone time with your porn collection.

Past: Shut your bedroom door and pull out your stash of magazines or video tape you have under a floorboard. Flip through the magazines or watch the tape oh your VCR.

Present: Boot up your computer, plug in your external hard drive or open your secret files. Engoy

Future: Carry out a sequence of blinks to activate a brain chip storeing a virtual library of whatever you desire. (one day..... :blushing:)


Event 2: Someone is about to walk in on you enjoying your porn.

Past: Fling the magazines under your pillow or  lunge at the VCR to hit the stop button. Bonus points if you try to eject the tape.

Present: Exit the page or just switch sessions. Unless the computer's frozen then kick the plug out.

Future: No problem unless they can read your mind.

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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2011, 03:09:05 AM »
Past: put on rubber boots, stand in deep mud
Present: put on pantyhose, stand in shower
Future: put on diaper, park power chair in a corner

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Re: Past, present, and future
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2011, 05:07:39 PM »
I learn a new spell in Final Fantasy.

Past: I spam the f :censored: k out of it.
Present: I incorporate it into my strategy.
Future: I try to figure out how the spell could be coded into my home-made DOS-prompt video game program.
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Re: Past, present, and future
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2011, 05:08:00 PM »
hoping that counts.
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