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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2007, 09:47:11 PM »
Because brass balls are better.

Why is streaking illegal?


Oh come now.... Surely you wouldn't WANT to see a 300 lb fat guy with hair in places no one should running around, now do you?   xD


Why is the human race so determined to wipe itself out in meaningless wars over religion?



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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2007, 11:26:00 AM »
Because people started to get STDs when they stole someone's brownie that was licked.

Why is there a $200 or more tax on suppressors?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2007, 11:31:32 AM »
Because taxes are the devil's way of earning money.



Why did my monitor suddenly start acting like a little asshole?  -_-




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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2007, 12:52:51 AM »
Because it wants you to pound it... doggy style.

What's a valid reason to punch a person in the face?
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FallenStar

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2007, 01:17:14 AM »

What's a valid reason to punch a person in the face?

Well... if they tell you to smack your monitor to get it to behave and your monitor instead dies on you... that's a pretty valid reason, methinks, to hit him in the face.  :p



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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2007, 07:13:50 PM »
Quote from: IchiFallenStar
Why do I itch when all I wanna do is burn?

Because that princess you rescued last week forgot to tell you something. :nuke:

Why can't i have my innocence back?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2007, 07:39:07 PM »
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Why do I itch when all I wanna do is burn?

Because that princess you rescued last week forgot to tell you something. :nuke:

Why can't i have my innocence back?


Because once you lose it, someone else finds it, picks it up, and takes it home with them.


Why do smileys seem sooo good to me but most people hate?



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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2007, 09:22:22 PM »
Because most people don't notice THESE SMILEYS:  :gunsmilie:  O0  :tank:  :2guns:  :shuriken:  :yinyang:  :gun_bandana:  :chinese:  :77:  :death:

Why is the earth round?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2007, 11:09:54 PM »
'Cus if it were flat everyone in the Americas would be pretty much in some deep shit.

Why is it so easy to gain weight but so hard to lose it?

IchiFallenStar

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2007, 09:49:21 AM »
'Cus if it were flat everyone in the Americas would be pretty much in some deep shit.

Why is it so easy to gain weight but so hard to lose it?


Because having a spare tire comes in handy if you're ever stranded in the desert.



Why must the damn hurricanes always clobber the poorest of peoples?



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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2007, 12:06:13 PM »
Funny you ask that, I just finished my theorem on it.

I believe that poor people are magnets for hurricanes and tornadoes. They are polar opposites, and opposites attract. Like tomato sauce to a white T-shirt. Trust me. I'm a doctor. :P

Someone once said to me 'Dream is Destiny'. So my question is; How do they get those little m's on the m&m's?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2007, 12:14:16 PM »
With little gnomes painstakingly carving with buttery chocolate knives, DUH! Everyone knows that!



Why is my brain so damned SMALL?!



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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2007, 01:12:15 AM »
because you is silly!

why am i so attracted to easily breakable things?

IchiFallenStar

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2007, 01:15:04 AM »
because you is silly!

why am i so attracted to easily breakable things?

Well, if they weren't  breakable, no one would go near them... DUH...


Why do I always wind up KO'ing every online account I have?  =/


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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2007, 10:32:12 PM »
becuse boxing is bad

why do we not just use sporks to eat