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Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« on: June 22, 2007, 03:43:52 PM »
This is pretty standard around many forums.

Here, you ask a stupid question, then the next poster gives you a stupid answer, savvy?



Question 1:


Why do you only get sleepy when you REALLY need to be awake? 




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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 12:37:00 AM »
Because the sandman likes to pick on you!

How come my very same subway sandwich sometimes costs $5.55, but other times costs $6.62, and even once was $7.78?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 03:53:00 PM »
Because the cashier learned to count at St. Gourry's School for Gifted Swordsmen.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 12:02:38 AM »
A: It's not a plug n' play port.

Q: Why is it easier to create Jell-o than it is to create ribs? It doesn't make sense!
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 12:45:16 AM »
Because the ribs are still alive, and move around a lot.

How come we need oxygen to survive?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2007, 06:18:57 PM »
an apple :drool:

Why do we die when we jump off buildings?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 06:22:52 PM »
Well, stupid, if we didn't, we'd have a lot of people lying around all the buildings, bleeding and with body parts all over the place....  GAROSS....


Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? Are we supposed to assume that black and blue is the way of things?  >_>;



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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 08:58:06 PM »
Because the sky is racist!

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2007, 11:28:36 AM »
Why does EVERY guy (me included) have to be a slave to his dick?

Why do you say someone has been done an INjustice but you also say something is UNjust?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 07:00:53 AM »
Cool!  Two questions!

Answer 1:  Because we dare not go against the wishes of something that looks like a deep-sea fish which has swallowed it's own arse.
Answer 2: Because of the Apes.  They snuck in at night and rearranged our language.  Damn dirty apes.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2007, 12:46:54 PM »
Well, duh... Where else was he gonna do it?  I mean, Miss Scarlett had the bedroom and bathroom all to herself?    :lol:



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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2007, 03:33:57 PM »
because it don't know any other place to grow.


why did everyone skip Taiki Saruwatari's question?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2007, 08:36:01 PM »
Because secretly they hate us all


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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2007, 09:22:07 PM »
Because the world is more interesting that way.

Why are brass knuckles illegal?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2007, 09:42:46 PM »
Because brass balls are better.

Why is streaking illegal?
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