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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2009, 01:17:17 PM »
9/10

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2009, 12:21:31 AM »
7/10 It is random but... eh?   :S

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2009, 04:13:43 PM »
4/10.  Toy Story reference...not original...:/

Twenty of them decided to egg the ambulance, but only six came back.  They couldn't have seen it coming that the ambulance was actually a transfo-RICK JAMES, BITCH

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2009, 10:38:52 AM »
4.5/10 until the rick james part.
15/10 after.

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2009, 05:22:03 PM »
5/10.  It was decently random, but you kind of stole the idea from my previous post.

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2009, 05:45:07 PM »
2/10  Too much cat, not enough fear.

So tell me... Honestly.... Man-to-Man...  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!


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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2009, 04:11:25 PM »
7/10.  Keeps you in suspense and also comes out of nowhere!

"Dude...I think I found a foot in my taco last night..."

"Ugh, gross!  Did you throw it out?"

"AND WASTE A TACO?!?!?"

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2009, 05:43:12 PM »
5/10

A rotting lemon, together with a senior FBI agent (aged 7), didn't break the landspeed record on a bacon powered llama, due to heavy traffic the the salt flats.

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2009, 04:56:27 PM »
9/10.  Great job!

Will nothing ever eat my pet dragon?  It really isn't like a flamingo is guarding it or anything.  Flutes?

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2009, 05:52:56 PM »
8/10, the flutes? bit really did well for you.

If I wanted to not purchase a sweating platypus' seminal fluids, but instead most of a jellyfish, would you offer it to me for the price of úpi?

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2009, 12:27:27 PM »
5/10

No, because, you see... IN THE NAVY... YOU CAN STAY AT THE Y... M....C... A....  for free and you don't need any pounds. 


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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2009, 02:12:30 PM »
8/10, simply for combining Captain Jack and YMCA!

With giraffe, soda eats a tomb gateway?

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2009, 06:28:18 PM »
7/10
Unlike Haoul and Murakami, the fish and the smiley do not enjoy sticking it in everything that has a hole.
They prefer that the fire and the rocks be just the right temperature before the ritual can take place

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2009, 06:30:14 PM »
7/10.  The last sentence should have been omitted.

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Re: How random are you?
« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2009, 06:40:05 PM »
4/10
Sounds more like a little kid to me.

You know, after all of my ovens of curios and arsonists,
never have I been able to unwillingly be willing to reacknowledge the condition of what the item that is currently residing in that particular container made up of
some substance that is more commonly used